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Social media messaging service for staying in touch and keeping up with friends from anywhere. Usable through a growing number of platforms including SMS, IM, and various desktop clients, as well as the Twitter website.
I message all my friends through Twitter every time I'm stopped in traffic. It's great!
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A vigorous oscillatory movement of the middle and ring fingers used inside the vaginal cavity. Must last longer than 15 seconds, because it is to make a point, not finish anything. Often used as a substitue for foreplay by finance majors.
I was twittering this girl last night when she asked if thats all it was.
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Probably the stupidest thing since facebook, it allows people do what they already can with facebook and what they can with texting on a cell phone. A basic waste of life for stalkers and creeps who MUST know everything about once or more person.
Person 1-"Hey i just got a twitter"
Person 2-"WTF! Don't you already have a cell phone and a facebook you twatt
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Things that are worthy of being put up on Twitter.
I just had the most awkward run in with my ex. This is totally twitterable!
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Obama said that both he and visiting Russian President Dmitry Medvedev use the popular social networking program--which he mistakenly referred to as "Twitters," instead of "Twitter.
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twitter is another word used for hell.
Person1: Hey person2 is it really true that bad people go to twitter?
Person2: I Go to church a lot so I guess yes.
Twitter is a next dark web.Belive me,its really toxic and weird.
Also,NEVER trust twitter links!!
(khm,khm,hounted house,khm khm)
Person A:"I just saw some hardcore porn on twitter link!"
Person B:"This is why i told you not to trust twitter links!!"