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somewhat like the original queef, only many times more powerful. an ultra-queef is produced while having intercourse. While a man has inserted his penis from behind into her vagina(Doggy Style), an air bubble gets stuck inside the females poon. it its hard for the male to realize this air pocket until a fart like noise comes from the pleasure zone. during a regular queef the sex continues. with an ultra-queef there is no finish line. the amount of queef is so high that it either A makes the man throw up right onto her back, or B the air is so strong it pops the love stick out of the vagina. After this happens the penis will become flaccid and crawl inside your body.
"hey man i thought you had a girl in there, why did you fart so loud? i heard it from outside!" long pause...."I wished it was me but it was a... a... an ULTRA-QUEEF"
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The horrific abuse of an american citizen.
That guy's in MK ULTRA.
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A person that only eats plants if they died a natural death without human interference.
Me: That dumb ass is a ultra vegan.
Guy: Whats that?
Me: Go to urban dictionary.
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1. It was a CIA project that used LSD as a mind control. The CIA was going to test it on Fidel Castro during one of his speeches and then capture him, though it never worked.
2. A very dank weed that was named after the CIA project.
It also won the 2006 Indica Cup in High Time magazine.
Dude, that MK Ultra really fucked me up last night!!
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The next form of super straight.
Only liking lesbian girls, because straight girls like dicks, which is kind of gay.
Lisa: I love you
Tom: I don't love you
Lisa: Why?
Tom: Because I'm ULTRA STRAIGHT
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Flavorless alcohol delivery product that people think is good for them because their television and radio told them so.
I saw a man walk out of the grocery store with three bags of chips, five loaves of bread, and two cases of Michelob Ultra. He's watching his carb intake, you know.
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