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United Airlines

The best Airline if you want to get thrown off for no reason.

Man, did you see that doctor get thrown off of a United Airlines flight for no reason?

by BoredomIsReal April 10, 2017

190๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Me-Unit

An urban slant on the concept of the one man wolf pack, but more indicative of wifelessness. When a man is a Me-Unit, he has clarity of values, purpose, and direction, because nobody in his life has the standing to convolute those things for him.

For a certain type of alpha dog, being a Me-Unit is the only situation where the world is right.

Married guy: "My wife was giving me shit, because she wants to go on vacation, and I told her it was more important to fund our IRA."

Me-Unit: "Sucks, bro. I don't have those problems, because I'm a Me-Unit."

by RealTMFB February 11, 2010


United Statian

A United Statian (or simply Statian) is a person from the United States of America, since the term American refers to any person in the western hemisphere.

As the example above points out, if there was a country in Africa called "United States of Africa" then anyone from Africa would be an African not just people from that country.

Here is also another example; people from the United Arab Emirates are called "Emiratis" why aren't they called "Arabs" if they have the term Arab in their name? simply, because it overlaps with the other Arabs, in the same way the term American only to refer to US citizens overlaps with all the other Americans.

The United Statian (State-ian) government has declared war on Iraq.

Statians are among the friendliest people in the world.

by Corregidor June 17, 2008

1142๐Ÿ‘ 95๐Ÿ‘Ž


retarded units

The imperial system...

The retarded units are still used in americas.

by Hebrewsexcabin January 3, 2017

58๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


United Nations

A pathetic international organization that focuses more on preventing Max Barry from using their name in NationStates than stopping genocides, civil wars, and conflicts. The concept of it sounds great on paper, just like communism and a War on Drugs, but like those two things, they don't work IRL. They seriously need to step up their game and actually unite the world. At most, they send food to countries and maybe build a few buildings there, which is just slapping a band-aid on a guy who just lost their arms. They need to get peacekeepers in there and turn the country into Utopia by giving them the stuff needed to grow food.

Reporter: How successful was the United Nations at stopping the genocide against your people?
Victim: They stood there while my kids were being shot by insurgents. The United Nations is a pathetic, useless organization.

by xX_LordGaben69_Xx March 14, 2019

216๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


Absolute Unit

A person or object, who is large in the sense nothing can get in their way.

Oh, Look over at Whomas, That absolute unit just barged through that crowd!

by BigWhomas September 29, 2018

368๐Ÿ‘ 29๐Ÿ‘Ž


Thots United

Thots United is a local non-profitable organization that promotes premarital sexual actions at a young age. The original Thots United is located in Dubuque IA, but can be used to describe any group of hoes hanging out at the same time in any location.

White Male #1: '' Did you hear all those girls were hanging out over the weekend?''

White Male#2: ''Yeah, in total how many guys do you think Thots United has fucked?''

(Random Annoying Ass Iowa Girl): ''Oh my gawd how can you be so rude and judge people just because of what they do?''

by Thotties In Dubs July 7, 2014

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