Me-Unit

An urban slant on the concept of the one man wolf pack, but more indicative of wifelessness. When a man is a Me-Unit, he has clarity of values, purpose, and direction, because nobody in his life has the standing to convolute those things for him.

For a certain type of alpha dog, being a Me-Unit is the only situation where the world is right.

Married guy: "My wife was giving me shit, because she wants to go on vacation, and I told her it was more important to fund our IRA."

Me-Unit: "Sucks, bro. I don't have those problems, because I'm a Me-Unit."

Let me see the unit

Another phrase for "let me see your penis". Mostly used by fathers who want to see their sons penis, but do not want to sound homosexual or pedophile like.

Cesar: Let me see the unit, Omar

Omar: No I'm not gay!
Cesar: C'mon, let me see it
Omar: No! What are you, a pedophile?

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