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In response to the fellow that said the Navy was, and I quote, "a bunch of weiner lickers from day one", here is the truth. The United States Navy is the first line of defense for the country. If you like living on the coast, thank the Navy. If you like living at all, thank the Navy. The United States Navy can be anywhere in the world in seventy two hours. If you like knowing that pissed off countries cannot attack us, thank the Navy. The United States Navy can operate on land, as they did when they killed the most wanted man in the world, Osama bin Laden. If you like knowing that the man that killed thousands of people one day is dead, thank the Navy. Upon his death the Navy SEALs (the most feared warriors in the world) found plans of more attacks that he was planning. So if you like not being terrorized, thank the Navy. So if you think the Navy really is a bunch of weiner lickers, maybe you should drag your sorry ass into the middle of the desert, sea, or air and get shot at a few times. Then maybe you can still call the Navy such false names (which you won't). But if you really don't want to, don't worry, you don't have to. And for that, thank the damn Navy.
The United States Navy:
On June 28, 2005 a team of four Navy SEALs were stuck in a botched mission when these four men were fighting off 200 Taliban. The four SEALs killed approx. eighty fighters. That is 20 fighters per SEAL. At the end of the battle, only one SEAL remained, the other three had been killed, sacrificing their lives for us and our freedom. One of them, Lt. Michael P. Murphey, was awarded the Medal of Honor.
Ghost Eye: SEAL Team 1 this is Ghost Eye you have thirty tangos north of your position, do you request air support?
Navy SEALs: Negative Ghost Eye, we are in the Navy
Ghost Eye: Oh yeah, sorry I thought you were the Army there for a second, excuse me. Well it looks like you guys have it put away, I'm heading home
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A federal republic of 50 states. The first state admitted to the Union was Delaware in 1787, and the latest state admitted was Hawaii, on August 21, 1959. The USA is located in North America, between Canada and the United Mexican States (Mexico)
Joe: What country has 50 states?
Doug: The United States of America!
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"Whatever." Allusion to Liam Lynch's (of Sifl and Olly) song "United States of Whatever".
You know what, if you can't even take 2 minutes to take a look at that, it's my United States of Whatever.
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the best country in the world. everything in the world is based off of what the united states does. i dont care if you think this country is shit. without us, the world would have nothing and for the people that live in here and hate it, get the hell out. we dont want you if youre gonna bitch about how much you hate this country while youre liveing in it.
guy1: the united states of america sucks
guy2: get the hell out. stop complaining.
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A nation which, along with being one of the few remaining superpowers of the world, is filled with all types of people. The USA is a multicultural nation consisting of a Caucasian majority, which will have changed to an Hispanic majority by the year 2050.
Unfortunately, most of the world (including many Americans) does not realize that, though we throw the word "democracy" around quite a bit, the US is a Republic, modeled after Rome. If you can’t tell the difference, look it up.
A few important facts about the United States of America:
1. We are not all stupid, nor are we ignorant or intolerant.
2. Yes, we have had bad leaders. So has every other nation on Earth. Unfortunately, the US is under a bigger spotlight politically than most of the world, and our mistakes seem bigger. Get over it.
3. America is as full of patriots as it is dissenters, and that is one of the things that make the country great. The ability to speak freely and without reason to fear the government is more than many nations can boast.
4. Yes, we speak a mockery of the English language. Don't fault us on how we speak, because every language came from another.
5. No, we don't hate Canada. As a matter of fact, Canada and the United States of America would be bestest friends if they were individual people.
6. We have the longest standing Constitution of any nation today, and we are proud that we have maintained a strong relation to our roots.
7. We are not all arrogant, racist, ignorant bastards, so please, stop using the Internet to call us so. Also, really, how many people who comment on our ignorance have met an American from the majority of the population? (No, COPS is not an accurate representation of the majority, and I suggest you stop watching the program, it rots your brain)
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A place that is heaven when you're immigrating and hell when you actually get there
"Yes, I just got my Green Card! I'm going to United States of America, baby!"
(Three months later)
"Hello?"
"Hi, buddy this is (some Mexican name). So how's life in United States of America?"
Grimaces and says darkly"Don't ask, fellow, don't ask..."
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The opposite of the Confederate States of America.
Now I feel half ashamed of living here.
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