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when you stick your hand in maple syrup, then granola, then either masturbate or give your partner a hand job
nobody really likes dirty vermonts anymore, i dont know why
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When a guy is banging a girl, sticks in every hole, but the mouth must be last--all done in the middle of the woods.
When I went camping last month I gave her the old vermont sampler.
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not the worst place in Vermont but not the best either...its kinda like one of those so-so towns. Pownal Vermont has been viewed as the "Hillbillyville" of the 802...but really what place in Vermont doesnt have hillbillies, cows, rednecks, mud, green mountains, and snow?! One upside is no matter what season it is, people always have fun...snowmobiling over frozen lakes, snowboarding off roofs, diving off cliffs into freezing water, fourwheeling till you're caked in mud, and drinkin beer no matter what time of day it is...
Bill: "Why do you like Pownal, Vermont so much?"
Tom: "Lived there my whole life."
Bill: "Seems like a pretty shitty place to live."
Tom: "Nahhh, you get use to the manure smell after a while..."
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Your girl or boy covers their hand in maple syrup and then proceeds to give you a handjob.
My girlfriend gave me a vermont handjob saturday morning and then we ate pancakes
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Most people find out about Sutton when they get lost looking for Burke Mountain. Sutton is 11 "scenic" miles of welfare and depression. Along your drive you can see endless amounts of trees, only interrupted by the common dilapidated trailer which is accompanied by strewn car parts and random furniture items. Just hope your car never breaks down here. There is no store, fire station or anything for that matter. The town's people like to make believe they are still in the 1800s.
Dude I got lost today and wound up in Sutton, Vermont. It was really sketchy.
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A fairly decent town, compared to others in Vermont. Criticized by its' old stereotypes that are completely retarded, Milton students are framed, and judged.
School sports are improving a lot more. Academic skills, also.
Winooski student: Haha, you're from Milton! How much drugs do you have on ya'?
Milton student: Not anymore than you do...? Oh haha I see, you're still thinking people from Milton, Vermont are rednecks, wiggers, drug dealers, and all that other bullshit, aren't you? We're just like every other town in Vermont, if not better.
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A small town in Vermont located near Barre and it's capital, Montpelier. Northfield is home to several historic churches, and five scenic covered bridges. Special events such as the Vermont Quilt Festival, the Labor Day Observances-featuring the largest parade in the state, the Cabot Hosiery Sock Sale, and Ellie's Farm Market Jack-o-lantern show are held here annually.
Very small town where everyone will know your business and a place where there's just about NOTHING to do unless you drive to another town.
I'm going to go visit Northfield, Vermont.
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