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von schlieffened

The act of flanking or attacking from behind which often involves in bamboozling the enemy. Based on the Schlieffen plan from WW I, it was conceived by the German strategist Alfred Von Schlieffen.

Fuck They Von Schlieffened us

by Vombat May 03, 2020


Von Daniken!

pronounced: von dane-uh-ken

Expletive used to express frustration over a petty annoyance. Akin to the word "dammit."

Named after the famous proponent of the "paleocontact" (it was aliens who built Stonehenge and Easter Island) theory. His theories are soundly rejected by the mainstream anthropology community, but due to the wackiness of his ideas they remain well known and discussed in the public at large. As a result of this ill-gained popularity, jealous mainstream anthropologists use the word "Von Daniken" as an expletive.

Anne-Marie: I really need a beer.

Phil: I drank the last one.

Anne-Marie: Von Daniken!

by cohughes March 25, 2011


Von Feldt

The act of pleasuring oneself orally, with great flexibility.

Hey gang, I'm gonna go to the bathroom and Von Feldt myself. Seeya!

by Ralph Macchio November 18, 2004


slide for von

something lil durk hasnt done yet cuz hes a lil bitch

Stupid ass yb fans: Slide for von!
lil durk: i know they trollin me but still im a lil bitch boy with a pubescent penis

by JonathanHitchcock December 07, 2022


Von Ah

A male or female who was born from an ass. Not by the vagina or a Caesarean.

Johnathan was born as a von ah.

by Josef Fritzl June 14, 2008


Von Voyage

1.)Stoned and wishing someone farewell,2.)Stoned and singing another version of koumbya (or aye karumba)

"Von voyage" Dan said

by Tyler August 24, 2004


Von Schmeganhausen

An alcoholic beverage, especially one mixed from hard liquor of Dutch or German origin. JagerMaester is the penultimate Von Schmeganhausen.

"Let me have one more Von Schmeganhausen and then we'll hit the road. Byes!"

by PolyMacEnt September 20, 2007