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To appreciate life and the beauty of the world around us. To realize and appreciate what really matters.
"Stop working so much...it's time for you to wake up and smell the roses."
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When something is bound not to happen, or will not begin for a long time.
I'm finna do my home work...... ha, when jesus wakes up.
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Making someone aware of some potential unpleasant truths.
The instantaneous "break-up" that occurs between two people the day after "getting together." This normally unspoken end occurs between people who have been "prom dating" or who have just engaged in a one night stand. This breakup is normally entirely mutual and amicable.
Could also refer to a rather malicious end initiated by one person to a brief, one night romance.
Person 1: Hey, what happened with that Alice girl last night?
Person 2: Eh, we had fun, but it ended with a wake-up break-up
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If you have a roommate that snores and keeps you awake, and you decide to take action, this is what you should do. You first start by straddling your roommate and squatting over their face, gingerly resting your testicles over each nostril. Then spread your ass cheeks and wait patiently for your roommate to wake-up due to lack of air. Once they have awaken you proceed to shit all over their face.
Eric- "Ross was snoring so loud last night i couldnt sleep so i gave him an Oklahoma Wake-up Call"
Marc- "hahaha!, did you tape it!?!?"
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the act of your neighbors' landscapers mowing the lawn at 8am on a Saturday morning.
Dude, I got so wasted last night and on top of that I received a nice mexican wake-up call courtesy of my neighbors.
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An admonition to get an idea of the dire hopelessness of the situation.
Your girlfriend told the cops about your heroin stash so wake up and smell the coffin.
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