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A TV show that although its quite old, some people become re-obsessed with years later.
Hi Bec, Im sorry re-runs of Friends is on channel 7 I will call you back, I've become re-obsessed with it after all these years
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people who are there to make you wet yourself at the strangest moments, preferably someplace awkward.
Me: *something funny*
You: *wets pants from laughing too hard*
Stranger: they must be best friends.
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What you respond when someone asks you if you like one of your friends that is cool but usually too damn ugly to be attracked to.
"So, do you like Mike?"
"Well...as a friend."
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A break up line used by a chick who just wants dump your ass, but also wants to be nice about it. The sex probably sucks.
"I think we were just better off just friends"
"Jimmy, I want to break up ... but HEY .. we can be friends!!!"
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1. People who act like they are interested in you to fuck you over later
2. People who have common interests or hobbies
3. People who gets profit off of you
Yo that friends that I’ve told you about, they fucked me over last week... they pretend to be my friends to get some liquors off of me
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People who pretend to like you so they can 1. 'borrow' your clothes and/or 2. copy everything you do and pretend it was their idea.
'I liked your hair cut so i went and got it, but were friends so who cares'
'Oh i like your phone, i wonder who had that idea to get it.
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A mega hit NBC tv series from the 90's where a group of friends live together and occasionally date each other.
Chad : Hey Kiersten how about I come over to your place tonight we can watch Friends and cuddle!
Kiersten : No way I'm going to Jakes were gonna watch a porn and fuck like crazy!
Chad : I remember when we made that porn together you was Rachel and I was Ross!
Kiersten : Hey you told me you got rid of that stupid thing!
Chad : No way it's the only memory of your hot naked body I got left!
Kiersten : You Bastard!
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