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What citizens of lesser states (and those located farther North) know as a cold front.
**Weatherman on TV** .......and the forecast for the week of December 15-22 is mostly high 80's and low 90's and then we're seeing a lot of atmospheric movement coming in from the North, so dig out your parkas and snowmobiles because we're expecting the weather to be hitting low 50's by the end of the week. You don't want to be left out in the cold in a harsh Texas winter like this. Now for some more breaking news....................
The phenomenon where, in colder winter months, vasoconstriction leads to an average of 30% less girth in the male genitalia. This is due to the body trying to conserve heat, thereby shutting down certain blood pathways to stay warm; the penis being one of them...
Guy 1: Polar vortex hit this week, and I swear my dick shrunk like a half inch in diameter. I don't even want to show my girlfriend...
Guy 2: Sounds like a case of Winter Penis
Another name for a fun-cooker or, the crease under one's butt cheeks.
Yo, this morning when I woke up, I slapped my winter muffin so hard it turned black and blue!
An effect from the weather/ season (particularly the winter months) that causes you to feel depression and in a slump or rut. This typically affects your life in multiple ways making you enable to do anything productive.
I have the winter blues.
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A girl who is strung along by a boy during the Wintertime purely for sexual gratification, to be inevitably dumped in the Summertime when the going is easy.
If the girl falls in love too soon, is high-maintenance, or pleads to spend more time with her boyfriend than he is willing to offer, the relationship may end abruptly, shortly before Xmas or Valentines Day. But if the girl finds conditions to be congenial and bites her tongue the relationship will run early- to mid-Summer, at which point she is discarded so her ex-boyfriend can go on the holiday he secretly booked solely for himself when they were still together.
Dylan: You're the perfect winter warmer
Kristine: What did you just call me?
Dylan: Oops! I mean, we'll always be together
Kristine: Promise?
Dylan: Yeah sure :p
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A common nickname for bandy, a form of hockey played with a small ball on an ice rink the size of a football field.
I watch football when there is no snow on the ground, but bandy is the winter football.
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The time of year when, after spring has officially begun, there is still snow on the ground and occasional sub-zero temperatures.
(A play on "Indian summer," which is warm weather after the beginning of autumn.)
Spring began on March 20th, but there's a blizzard coming this weekend. It must be Indian winter.
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