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Guac for head

When you need dat guac so you give dat gay nigga head, sometimes Thanos joins too and used his chin for as a vibrator.

Person 1: Hey you got dat Guac?
Person 2: yeah i'll give it to you if your a pleasure to master Thanos and his flappy ass chin, Guac for head i guess
Thanos 69: Nigga what?
Person 2: You a big forehead nigga m8

by NillerKasket March 14, 2019


Guac-slosh

Guac-slosh (v): To give a blowjob with a magnitude of sloppiness so great that the act may reasonably be compared to an avocado spinning around one's penis with astounding velocity.
Guac slosh (n): The residue left behind from an act of guac-sloshing.
Guac slosh (n): A blowjob with a magnitude of sloppiness so great that the act may reasonably be compared to an avocado spinning around one's penis with astounding velocity.
Guac slosher (n): The person giving that "good slosh."
Guac slosher (derogatory) (n): A whore.
Guac-sloshed (a): Feeling both immensely euphoric yet veritably dazed moments after guacing.

Examples:
Guac-slosh (v): "Due to Jessica being in the marching band, I was taken aback when she guac-sloshed me."
Guac-slosh (n): "We had to change the mattress due to it being supersaturated with guac slosh."
Guac slosh (n): "I heard Ben got some wild guac slosh from Jessica too."
Guac slosher (n): "He remarked flirtatiously, 'Come here you dirty little guac slosher.'"
Guac slosher (derogatory) (n): "Why would you hit that—she's a known guac slosher."
Guac-sloshed (a): "I quit my fentanyl addiction so that I could devote more time to being quac-sloshed."

by Guac-sloshed Fr August 24, 2024


shaving your guac

1. Maintenance conducted to the genital area of operation
2. Personal hygiene of any body area that one doesn’t want another individually to identify, i.e. arm pits, mustache, taint, etc.

Just shaving your guac will make the night go smooth!

by BLB@rodeos September 17, 2021


Guacing Cock

1.When you are getting some sweet head (Similar to sloppy toppy)
2. A situation in which you are being screwed over but it is either funny or the results are still good.

1. " Bro that soro-ri-whore from the party last night was good at guacing cock"

2. Person 1: Bro jess and chelsea are both trying to get with you man.

Person 2: You gotta be guacing my cock bro they are both too fine to decide.

by Ligmacorp April 15, 2021


gucci guac

A high fashion response to when a situation is lit.

Michelle: I'm gonna go use the bathroom. It's gonna be lit!
Mike: That's Gucci Guac, Michelle!

by umbrellaface November 17, 2015


chips and guac

A fried tortilla chip and mashed avocados, with cilantro,onions, tomatoes, lime juice and salt and pepper.

A Houseparty game similar to apples apples.

That chips and guac from chipotle was bussin last night ong

by Oatmealandpotatoes April 28, 2022


Guac My Taco

When you have a nasty dude shoot his std infected load onto your slurpy, gooey, blown out pussy

I told Brad to Guac My Taco since we both nasty AF.

by Yolanda369 October 11, 2022