Potato Withdrawal

When the addictive habit of consuming mass quantities of any type of potato product abruptly ends. This habit is typically found among Irish people or those of Irish descent who enjoy all forms of potatoes including but not limited to potato salad, potato crisps, mashed potatoes, shepherd's pie, baked potatoes, roasted potatoes, steamed potatoes, potato dumplings, potato pancakes, potato pie, and french fries.

Luke returned from Annapolis, after a week of eating nothing but salad and bread, and desperately had a nearly unquenchable craving for any sort of potato product.

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Olympic withdrawal

The feeling you get when you suddenly realize the Olympics, and all the excitement associated with them, is over.

"Dude what's wrong with Tim?"

"Ahh, he's been staring at the TV listings all day. Nothing's as exciting as watching the Olympics"

"Yeah man, major Olympic withdrawal"

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makeout withdrawal

The negative mental and physical effects that come from not making out for extended periods of time with a sexy girl.

The last time I made out with a sexy girl was over a month ago. This makeout withdrawal is driving me crazy, I'm losing it man.

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feet withdrawal

Much like that of drug withdrawal, this occurs when experiencing prolonged periods of not receiving any feet pictures from a baddie. The images are serotonin-inducing and therefore one experiences lows mentally and can exhibit physical symptoms too.

Yeah bro, I am going through feet withdrawal because she hasn’t sent me pics in weeks!

Mariam Withdrawal

When you do not see a female named Mariam for an extended period of time, you begin to develop severe “Mariam Withdrawal Symptoms”. These include loss of appetite, confusion, depression, over-sleeping or lack of sleep, fatigue, irritability, and irreversible psychological trauma. Symptoms worsen over time, and may be chronic if the lack of Mariam persists. The only known cure is to hangout with the person again.

My life feels incomplete and I hate everything. I think I am beginning to develop Mariam Withdrawal because I have not seen her in over a week.

exploration withdrawal

when the day before you went on an adventure with your friends and it was hella fun and the next day your all depressed about it bc you miss it and wanna do it again

friend - man last night was so fun!
me - yeah i got exploration withdrawal

Brayden Withdrawals

Clinical term used to describe excessive time spent away from the female Godess Brayden

"Hey man you seem depressed. What's wrong?"
"Ya, my therapist says I'm going through Brayden Withdrawals. Worst case he's ever seen"