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pro-noun used as insult to anybody showing poor co-ordination
Henry: "Oh adam you've dropped that frisbee again you f*****g wonky bollock bastard"
Adam: "i really am a wonky bollocks minge"
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A wonky rizla is when you run out of rizlas and you get one off of someone one and it is wonky so you spin their jaw like your at the casino playing roulette the only way to resolve this problem is to sell your family members urn and buy some silvers from the local corner shop where boss man patterns you a fake maggy for £3.10
Yo g lowe bussin man a wonky rizla when you have bare normal ones g
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A penis shaped chocolate/ chocolate shaped penis
"He took off his underwear and I saw his willy wonky!"
"I like to suck on my willy wonky"
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n. the penis
adj. wierd, strange
Hey, look Quagmire got his wonky stuck in the window again!
That Quagmire's a wonky kinda guy!
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1. Country songs about public policy.
A play on the music genre honky tonk named after the seedy bars where this baudy country style was born and the term wonk for political information junkies.
There have always been protest songs about activism for as long as there has been folk music. Woody and Arlo Guthrie, Bob Dylan, and other political bands like R.E.M. or Rage Against the Machine have made careers out of including politics in their music.
There have also been plenty of patriotic country songs with some political references, but until now there has never been an entire genre devoted entirely to rapping about the specifics of public policy in a rowdy saloon-style country flavor.
The downside is that musicians often lack sufficient wonk and many activists are lacking in tonk.
He's a true wonky tonk singer - I feel I really understand house bill #137 in way I never did before, and I also feel a bit drunk.
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The act of having anal sex with a woman as she bends over to give another man a blow-job. As this happens, the men arm wrestle on her back. Once their arm wrestle has reached completion, the paired fists knock out the woman (see Donkey Punch).
Lets wonky donkey Rackle. But Im so gonna win the arm wrestle.
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When someone is absolutely convinced they will never take ketamin again and only moments later is reduced to a toady mess on the party floor mumbling about ballbags and dribbling on ladies.
The anaemic toad when in with the mysterious ginger weasel becomes enraged and he and his sidekick the rare african closet gremlin. went on a magical journey from the land of carpet to the vinyl mountain. He then feeling challenged issues mucus from his griffnuts and transforms into a wonky toad.
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