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when a guy shits in another guy's coffee and blames it on the barista
Hey, did you hear what I did for Barry's Birthday? I gave him a dirty yoda.
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A CBT and ketamine addicted frog. also drifted a 1999 toyota corrolla into a daycare playround killing 17 and injuring 29
yo i lego yoda'd the school down the street
A lego in a video game that has a weird ass death sound
Lego Yoda: ewegheh
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When taking notes in class, you miss the first part of the note, but get the last part. Thus adding the first part to the last part, making it look like Yoda himself wrote it.
Teacher: "The colonists were in political unrest in 1745."
Yoda Note: "1745, political unrest, the colonists were in."
Dude 1:Yo bro wat are you doing tonight night?
Dude 2: Just picked up some dank kush gonna spend the night chillin with yoda.
When a girl is sucking your dick and when she’s about to swallow your cum you punch her and the jugular and when she try’s to speak it sounds like yoda
Bro that girl was giving me head so I gave her that dirty yoda
Where Yoda would meditate if he were a Buddhist monk.
Let’s get over to the Yoda pagoda to get into a better state of mind!