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"Did you screw my duck?" is what to say if you're walking through a park and see someone person screwing a duck.
A good follow up is to demand $50, and make them think they're getting off lightly.
Spencer saw Doofus screwing a duck by the duck pond, and said "Did you screw my duck?"
"Yes," whimpered Doofus.
"You know the drill," said Spencer sternly.
Doofus handed over $50 and scampered away, soiling himself lightly as he ran.
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Used to emphasize that one is failing to accede one's demand (connotation that they cannot understand what was said).
"I joined his clan. Don't ask."
'DON'T ASK'
"Hey, what-" \/
"WHAT PART OF DID YOU NOT UNDERSTAND?!?"
When everyone all of a sudden gets silent, you ask the question, "Did you get the French Toast?" to break the silence. This usually starts a 20-30 min. conversation confusing the hell out of people.
All of a sudden, everyone outside at the camp fire got super quiet; I then asked the question, "Did you get the French Toast?" This broke the silence for sure.
People who start with the letter S find people are attractive to boys or men that start with the letter A..... An example: Allen x Sammar! ( name found on google) Information found by me ! Have a good day bye! :)
Did you know that people who....
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A question asked during an awkward moment
After he saw his date to the Winterball wasn't enjoying the slow dance with him, Zak turned to Paul and asked "So Paul, did you do the government homework?" Paul believing that there really was government homework that he had forgotten about, pushed his date away, and turned to ask Evan if there was government homework. Even, also thinking that there was government homework that he had forgotten, pushed his date away also.
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Tom: Hey Josh, Did You See That Reddit Meme on r/DankMemes
Josh: No you literal fucking virgin
Tom: Not Pog
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