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What you say to an asian or wasian. But never say it to a black man.
Black Guy: Nobody likes your small balls!
Asian: Reave me arone!
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It’s simple grab your Homies balls day
Yo did you know it’s national grab your Homies balls day
A great day to show how much you love your boyfriend by tickling his balls! He will love the intimacy and it will bring you both closer. Just go for it!
You: Happy National Tickle Your Boyfriend's Balls Day!!!
Boyfriend: Oh wow I'm so excited!
a sentence no one has ever uttered except me. why i have ever thought of this is beyond me. help me. help us. you are the only other person to ever see this. except for the poor soul who reviews this.
also nice dick bro
it wont
your balls smell like my grandma on the 764th day of watching the first superbowl on a red couch
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September 30th is National suck on your homie's balls day (it's not gay if u got socks on)
Eden! It's National suck on your homie's balls day, you tryna celebrate??
A phrase said when something is sure to happen. A guarantee.
Example 1
Don: You going to the ice cream social tonight?
Craig: You bet your dick and balls I am!
Example 2
Craig: Are you trading that Carlton Fisk baseball card?
Don: You bet your dick and balls I am!
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Can i put my balls in your jaw? Balls in your jaw. Can i- Can i?
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