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Rub a clit day!
Today is the day to be gentle and rub that 😽 until she cums
Do it slowly and do it for as long as she needs it - Be gentle!
You have all the other days of the year to be rough and pound her silly ... this is jot the day for that
Her: Hey, it's July 1st, you know what that means?
Fingerowner: Yes, you will need to be very good for me so I can work my magic
Her: I'll try my best, I just get so horny and cant control myself 💦
Fingerowner: I know- but you have to control yourself today
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The day when a princess was born, the baddest bitch eva <3
my girl’s bday is on 1 august, she my princess
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To receive oral sex while playing video games.
My girl is the best ever, she even gave me a 1 up the other day!
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1 vote on Urban Dictionary usually means that they are the person to rate their own dumb word. Especially when there is 5 stars and 1 vote.
Look at me I gave my word 5 stars.
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november 1st is the day your boyfriend can grab your ass and slap it!
it’s november 1st! aren’t you her boyfriend?? there’s your girl go slap and grab her ass!
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1: A descriptor the F.B.I. uses to avoid naming a person of interest in a pending investigation.
2:Donald Trump
'Have you heard about the dirt they found on-'
'Your mom?'
'No, asshole--the President. You know, the Tweeter in Chief, Agent Orange, The Donald, the Screaming Carrot Demon, the Trumpster, the Angry Creamsicle, Mr. Art of the Deal... or simply, Individual-1.'
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A ranking system for the occultist group Swagcrow.
The ranks go in order from the Leader Swagcrow No#1 up to the number of members present in the group.
No#18: Oi braz I'm No#1
No#1: Shut your beak! I'm Swagcrow No#1,
you will forever be standing waaay
back in my shadow as No#18.
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