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when the police in Newark change shifts thats when most niggers shoot off their guns at each other because there are less officers out on patrol.
Person 1: Hey man aren't you going to set your alarm we have to wake up at three to catch out flight.
Person 2: Nah we have niggers for that, haven't you heard of the 3 am alarm clock?
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Little durty faggit kids who sit outside the am 2 pm smoking all day.
STEVE: Know callum that fuckin dirty pinner mark bitch.
Shea: Yea isn't he one of those Am 2 Pm Kids?
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Means the speed is too fast and can't be calculated by asian calculator and also Big Shaq
I am Fast As Fuck Boi , that's why I make a girl pregnant and she and her family can't find me .
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said by previously, marina and the diamonds
โi am marina and you are the diamondsโ
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A pretty good Russian song. Also known as Jupiter (Thanks to the Jupiter Animation Meme) and it's Russian name, ะะตะผะปั, ะทะตะผะปั, ั ัะฟะธัะตั!
Charlotte: Damn, this is one good song.
Shirley: What is?
Charlotte: Jupiter by Prvrln.
Shirley: Oh.
Pinkleaf: *appears from nowhere* I don't understand vodka language.
Charlotte: Or if you want to look it up, type in "Earth, Earth, I am Jupiter!" or just "jupiter prvrln".
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You awake at 4:00 am and it's the most amazing sex you ever had.
My boyfriend, wakes me up for the 4:00 am Epic Fuck. It leaves me the next day thinking about it.
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This is used when your parents, boss, or teacher is near you, and you need to act like you are working, so you type โI am pretending to type somethingโ
*Boss walks towards you* I am pretending to type something
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