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If you are in a relationship with a dasha you must put your tongue Up her ass
Ayy yo dasha ready for this baby girl
Yes daddy please tongue anal fuck me
eat dasha arse out day
Nobody can define the Grabby-arse-pully monter, but some sightings dictate that its arms are over 77 feet long, and secrete a sticky substance that covers your arse and never lets go. God help us all.
Interestingly, the 'arse' in grabby-arse-pully monster is spelt with the English spelling in all regions including America. This is in order to avoid any donkey pulling that may occur.
HOLY SHIT DUDE, I THINK I JUST FELT THE GRABBY-ARSE-PULLY MONSTER, WE'RE SO FUCKED.
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to have splinters up your arse, usually as a result of fence-sitting.
Often used in relation to someone who is bisexual.
Jim: Rory's been spreading rumours bout you
Ben: You serious?
Jim: Yeah mate, he's been saying you got splinters up your arse.
Ben: Me? I'd rather be emo, wait, they're the same thing!
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Every day is slap Lottie Goodens arse day
Let’s Slap Lottie Goodens Arse Day
1. when one uses up all their charm to get something, then asks for a little bit more.
2. when someone of the younger elk gives the big lip to an older work mate
1. 'Daddy can i have some cash for the shops?' give her the cash, she then says 'what about the busfare?' tell her mother later she's got more cheek than a baboon's arse
2.see that young lenny borrowed my 13 millie without asking, more cheek than a baboon's arse
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This is the top of the ranks for rating a female , these words may only be spoken by the most alpha of alpha males
Aw man that b.e definitely has a fat arse tight pussy
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Bruno Powroznik's proudest work
Bruno Powroznik: OBJECTS THAT I'VE SHOVED UP MY ARSE
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DILDOS
PENS
PENCILS
COINS
PEBBLES
BROOMSTICK HANDLE
FISHING ROD HANDLE
UMBRELLA HANDLE
TOOTHBRUSH HANDLE
HOCKEY STICK HANDLE
FINGERS
SMALL GLASS JAR
TEST TUBE
SCREWDRIVER HANDLE
STIFF COCKS
CIGAR
BANANA