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A gay girl who is just coming out and know little on gay issues
she is a baby dyke but we can teach her the ways
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Def 1: a person in which spins a baby on their genitalia
Def 2: a perverse being who takes pleasure in spinning babies inappropriately
Example 1: Deanna: Oh my god, did you see the way he was looking at me? His octopussy hands were all over me.
Dakota: I know, right? He is such a baby spinner.
Example 2: Bobby: Mmmm, here is a baby. I think I will pleasure myself by spinning it on my male parts, as I am a perverse being. baby spinner
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A phrase used to describe the act of swallowing semen.
Also known as an act of cannabalism that is viewed in a positive light.
It's what you tell the wife when she is getting mouthy about being hungry.
A term used to describe anyone that swallows jizz.
How to identify to your friends a person that swallows.
"Hey Carlos, why did you get married?" "That was easy, Kristina likes to "Eats the babies" after giving me head!"
The new supervisor at work is a dick, he likes to "Eat the babies" for sure.
My girlfriend is a mexican hater, she commits random acts of genocide by eating my babies!
Dr. Hannibal the cannibal lecter doesn't have shit on the sluts that Brian meets, those girls always "Eat the babies!"
Naughty Bob The Skipper is a queer, he eats his own babies!
Those two queers are off to have a baby buffet, they are gonna "Eat the babies!" for sure.
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noun. describes the result when a large volume of melted cheese is consumed (eg: at a fondue party) before being washed down with cold lager, causing the cheese to solidify into a hard mass inside the host's stomach.
Mrs shovelbottom, we have diagnosed the problem; you have a cheese baby, or 'infantia casues' as it is known in medical circles
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This is when a women in labor gives birth at the same time as urinating, soo... pee baby.
Jordy " my wife gave birth and she pissed a lot"
Adrian " thats a pee baby silly "
Jordy "Oh ok , im gona touch you while we are high
Adrian "what"
Jordy "hehe" *proceeds to touch Adrians butthole*
jordy (whippers) "your chosen
Pbby
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The people who are destroying social security.
"Those baby boomers are taking all our money!!!"
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A young female or male who is financially pampered/cared for by a sugar daddy or sugar mama in exchange for companionship (i.e. sexual favors).
Mary Ann bought her sugar baby a new iPhone, brand new lapop, and a nice flat overlooking the water after he gave her a decent humping last night.
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