Jimmy bird

Jimmy bird is an:
idiot
stupid
dumb
Or
retarded

#1: Stop being a jimmy bird.
#2: You fucking jimmy bird.
#3: Look at that jimmy bird kid.

Scaring the birds

To get baked as fuck

Me and Johnny are scaring the birds holy fuck

1👍 2👎

goochy-bird

a sexy bird

I have a goochy-bird named Paris Hilton.

Jonathan Bird

Top shagger and absolute unit. The next Michael Jordan, James Harden and Kobe Bryant. Constantly dunking on these bitches.
Pro basketball player. Ballin on these bitches

Did you see Jonathan Bird last night, damn

he-bird

The anus of a gay male.

FUCK ME IN THE HE-BIRD!!!

You could fit a watermelon up that he-bird.

bird stealer

A friend or alibi who does fuck all all night let's you do the hard work, then sneaks in the for kill in order to steal snatch you have theoretically acquired. Usually a mute, but gains confidence after much intoxication.

Bloke A: Let me chat to these girls.
Bloke B: lurks in background and agrees.

3a.m Bird Stealer: 'Hey wanna come back to my place and have some more drinks? I got some cheap Rum and a sofa from value village?'

muck bird

An ugly woman. Especially used for loud, arrogant, ugly women.

“I’m not drunk enough to talk to that muck bird yet”