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A horrible reality show on CBS that the network has yet to catch on has low ratings that no one wants to watch. Twelve shameless "houseguests" of mostly twenty-somethings are spied upon 24-7 in the “Big Brother house” on the CBS lot and seen scheming against those contestants they dislike. It's basically a popularity contest. A competition is held every week to determine the Head of Household who will nominate two candidates for eviction. Each week the cast votes to oust the next person from the Big Brother House. On the last episode, the cast votes for the $500,000 winner.
Seeing these pathetic, hopeless people on Big Brother who are desperate for 10-minutes of fame or shame makes me realize my life isn’t so bad after all. The funniest thing is not the contestants, but that CBS thinks this is actually entertaining and that Americans have no life but to sit down and watch this garbage.
I hate Big Brother. Get it off the air.
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A group of three desperate, nerdy teenage brothers who wanted to be rock stars but knew they could never make it as the next Alice Cooper so got signed by the Disney Channel and now play shitty pop songs which they call 'rock'. Amazingly, they've sold nearly 8 million records, none of them bought by anyone over the age of 19. But they're mostly adored by tweens who think that guys with curly hair and huge, bushy eyebrows are the next big thing.
Tween 1: OMG have you heard the Jonas Brothers' new single??!!
Tween 2: Yeah yeah I have! I have to go see them in concert some day ohmigod!
Older Girl: *punches tweens in the face*
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Any of the locomotives from the caboose family.
A synonym of train
This definition stems from the suspicion that the Jonas Brothers run the train on Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana every night, after each show of her Best of Both World tour. The practice of running the train is conveniently made possible hugely because the Jonas Brothers are the opening act on her tour and are considered extremely gavnasty by today's many young teenagers, thus making it more likely for the seemingly innocent pop star to give it up.
"Boy was I waiting a long time for the Jonas Brothers to pass by!"
"We ran the Jonas Brothers on her last night. She is now very tired and worn out."
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I: the worst band that has ever walked the face of the earth
II: a homosexual brotherhood
teenage girls' favorite musical artist AKA jonas brothers
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Bunch of little fagglets with god dang awful singing voices who dance around on stage like little pansy 5 year old girls doing ballet.
The Jonas Brothers are straight up pussies.
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A brother who has balls made out of corn.
"You won't be having kids if you hook up with my brother, he's a cornball brother"
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A pop/rock band made up of three New Jersey brothers.
Most people assume that they're talentless and manufactured, and are SEVERELY wrong in this assumption.
Everybody who actually listens to their CD knows that they write their own songs and play their own instruments. Their music is great and their feet are firmly planted on the ground.
Another reason people wrongly assume they're bad is because of a lot of their fans are hyperactive 12 year-olds who just think they're cute. (A LOT of their fans aren't like this. It's just that a huge number also are like this).
I had to pay 500$ for my ticket to a Jonas Brothers concert.
Have you heard the new Jonas Brothers CD? It's amazing!
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