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An African-American woman's vagaina
Jason fucked Tanisha in her dark carpet last night.
When a woman that identified as heterosexual decides to give cunnilingus to another women because she’s sick of dealing with men
Zack’s wife got fed up with his infidelity and selfishness, so she went out for drinks with the girls and ended up carpet surfing with Julie.
bottles and cups of unfinished beverages left on the carpet
i got off the couch and set off two cups and a longneck carpet mine drenching the region in beer and shiraz
Applying valuation metrics across multiple industries
He does technical analysis coupled with carpet bombing value analysis .
Someone who decides to randomly get a bowl-cut and dye their hair black for absolutely no reason
Pretty sure Daniel just corporal carpeted his hair last night
A smooth operator who likes to fly under the radar. Comes across as nice and well intentioned but be weary, as soon as the opportunity arises they strike.
Keep them away from the wife.
Don’t give them anything they can use against you to their advantage.
Generally less is more with these types.
Old mate is a real carpet snake, give him nothing because he’ll throw you under the bus
Verb; The Act of rolling shit under ones Vagina
I just Gave my girlfriend a dirty Dirty carpet.