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Christian Rock

A genre fueled by various degrees of rock music-loving Christians. Often criticized for bland or mushy lyrics, mostly on the grounds that profanity is not present. It is found in one of the most misunderstood CD aisles at your local Wal-mart. The critics usually have no idea what they are talking about, since the only music that they've heard is the kind played on the "Contemporary Christian" radio station. The real rock music is never played on the Contemporary Christian stations, hence its followers are either broke from buying CDs or are sadly breaking the commandment "Thou shall not steal."

Topics addressed in Christian Rock include all those found in regular rock music, but with a biblical twist. Many songs cannot be identified as part of Christian music, except for the challenge that they propose to society.

Person 1: I love Christian Rock, especially Switchfoot!
Person 2: Switchfoot is Christian Rock? I didn't know that. Well, I'm never listening to them again. I'll stick to polluting my mind with worldly ideals, thank you very much.

by Hamlet88 June 10, 2005

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Christian Rappers

The least hardcore rappers in the world. Most are white and preach while they think they're hardcore.

Christian Rappers: GIVE EM' DAT CHRISTIAN SIDE HUG!

Me: No....

by Robofbiwon March 8, 2010

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christian rock

1. Bland and generic music that seems to have a formal/harmonic/rhythmic template which all music wanting to be classified in the genre must use.

If you are synesthetic and christian rock is played, you will probably touch/taste/see/smell ass

by Ross January 29, 2004

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Christian Bale

Verb. To leave

Speen: Dude how was the party last night?
Al: It was a sausage fest man, I totally Christian Baled.

by poopy111 May 26, 2009

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Christian Rock

Really Bad Music !!!

Christian Rock is Smelly

by Ann-Onymous July 27, 2005

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Christian Fundamentalist

Includes over 90% of all Christians, who think they are better then everybody else because they believe an out dated and plainly false theory about the origin of the universe.

And also think that everyone but themselves will burn in hell for ever.

He's a Christian Fundamentalist.

by Judge dredd7 May 10, 2011

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Christian Reconstructionist

One of the many lovely Americans (using the term loosely) who mistakingly believes that our established free nation is merely a pot of clay for them to mold into a theocratic, religious fanatic regime where Mosaic Law (basically Sharia law, Old Testament version) is forced upon all and anyone who doesn't adhere to the established religion and beliefs is persecuted and killed. Basically this is the Christian version of the Muslim cleric/fanatic. This term is not to be confused to refer to merely anyone of the Christian religion.

Person 1: "Did you hear Christian Reconstructionist Bradlee Dean talk about how Sharia law is more moral than American values because it brutally slaughters gays and lesbians? Then he accused gays of tearing down our country's fabric to allow Sharia law"

Person 2: "Huh. Maybe he should try getting his facts straight before he opens his mouth. Someone ought to ship him over to Iran if he loves it so much"

Person 1: "He'd sure be much happier preaching the Gospel..."

by Secularist October 21, 2011

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