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A psychological disorder that affects millions of people around the globe. Symptoms include the belief in imaginary friends-- one of which is called "God". People affected by this disorder generally attempt to spread the disease by word of mouth to any people that are not deaf. People who have Christianitis are dualists who believe that the only correct information in the universe comes from a single book. This book was supposedly written by the primary imaginary friend called "God" and is based not on scientific fact but rather on fairy tales and fantasy. The characters described in this book, which people who have Christianitis believe to be factual beings, have life spans of several hundred years and are sometimes capable of rising from the dead. No, the characters are not zombies, they are portrayed as humans. Christianitis is now a pandemic and the only known cure is logic, reason, and science. However, most cases of Christianitis are too far developed to be cured.
George W. Bush, Pat Robertson, and many others have Christianitis.
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Slang term used to describe someone that avoid responsibility. Typically on the first day of the work/school week.
Tommy is missing from school for the third Monday in a row! Looks like he got a bad case of Christianitis!
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A drop dead gorgeous athletic hottie, usually blonde and smart, but is ALWAYS the life of the party. She's an amazing Friend and will never let you down. Teachers parents and kids like her, she's very charismatic but can be stubborn in some situations. Loves animals and is very outgoing. She plays hard to get when it comes to dating, but is very loving when you have her.
Guy 1- she's so sexy just look at her, she's the whole package!
Guy 2- Hey, I saw her first! Christiane is awesome.
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Christian is an amazing person. He is a super charismatic, intelligent, kind, witty, and rad guy. If you’re having a shitty day, he will be the one to make you laugh and smile. He really cares about you, and makes sure you’re doing okay, despite the things he goes through. He’s a one of a kind person, and anyone should be so lucky to have a Christian in their life. If you have a Christian in your life, don’t let him go.
Person: hey do you know Christian =) ?
Person 2: yea, he’s awesome!
Person: I know right?!
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A very rare name in America,
but popular in France and Germany.
A feminine form of the Christian.
Pronounced like 'Christy-Anne' for all
the retards who fuck it up all the time
and say "Christian," "Christina," "Christine," etc.
An intelligent female.
Damn, that girl Christiane is so precocious.
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Someone who is tired of searching their name on the internet and recieving only religion-related results, overall an awesome person, extremely intelligent and attractive
Christian searched his name on Google and ended up on the website for a local church
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An amazing boyfriend who will care about you and never let go. Hottie who will always make sure you're ok and do every freaking possible thing to make u happy. He will flatter u all the time and cuddle u and tell u he loves you all the time. U are lucky to have one in ur life even if u are just friends!
Is Christian ur bf??
HELL YEAH!!!
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