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Clocked her tea

“Clocked her tea” is used in a sentence as a comeback to something mostly in arguments but it’s said by another person

Person 1 “I it’s just a hamster it’s not that big of a deal

Person 2 “ and what would you know about having one??”

Person 3 “clocked her tea rq

by Heathertowey January 9, 2025


if the time is on the clock then its time to suck my cock

If the time is on the clock then its time to suck my cock” is a famous quote written by the realest gia. This should be a mock against the offensive “if her age is on the clock then she’s ready for my cock” sentence which is pedophelic.

If the time is on the clock then its time to suck my cock
Yes daddy
HAAHAA

by gauda slay August 25, 2023


Mauve Clock

A term desperate individuals use when they're looking for happiness through materiel gain.

"Ugh... My house just isn't homie enough. I think I'm going to Mauve Clock it up."

"Wow your house is gorgeous! The only thing it's missing is a Mauve Clock.

by Passive Mockery February 19, 2021


bumping clocks

The act of providing incremental updates to a piece of hardware such as a smartphone, CPU or wearable device in the form of marginal spec bumps instead of releasing a revolutionary device.

Usually requires you to buy an entirely new device to get, for example, slightly more internal storage space or a marginally better CPU speed.

Usually done by hardware manufactures such as Apple, Motorola and Qualcomm.

The goal is to make as much money off of existing technology as possible before spending money to innovate.

I really hope that Merrifield and the next iteration of it are good and I hope Logan is great too because no one is competing with Qualcomm so they are literally sitting on their asses trying get another year out of bumping clocks on Krait.

by Spirit Bear March 11, 2014


Thailand Alarm Clock

Waking up in the morning to a surprise rimjob from a significant other

“Dude, my girlfriend woke me up with a Thailand Alarm Clock this morning!”

by SovietFemboy March 12, 2024


Clock One Up

a female version of bone, to have sex with.

Girl: I want to clock you up one.
Last night, me and him clocked one up.
Tommorrow I'm going to clock one up with him.

by Coral123 November 27, 2009


Clock co.

Founded in 2014, Clock co has spread from the USA to Israel and more places soon. However, Clock co USA has shut down recently.

I wanna join Clock co.

by Goomba420 March 28, 2023