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A dictionary you keep in your Turban! What the heck else could it be, you racist moron?
"Of course I keep a dictionary in my turban! It's my turban dictionary - the dictionary I keep in my turban"
Glerp: "Hey is that your turban dictionary?"
Schkerp: "No that's the turban I keep in my dictionary. You are referring to the dictionary I keep in my turban."
The opposite to the Urban Dictionary.
Remote dictionary
"You should not be defining this on the Urban dictionary!"
Urban dictionary is a website where every person write his/her own name’s definition and in this website all the girls are so cute and bois are just handsome af and funny and they have the biggest pp!
Her: hey I Think we should go on a date ur so cute
Him:yea sure but u’ve never seen me
Her: yea but u are a “mike” u are handsome , tall and u play 4 sports right? Seen it on urbn dictionary
Him:(starts eating his 10th slice of pizza for dinner) yea yea I love sports we definitely should go on a date!!
A compendium of definitions for all the words you do not want to think about in a time of crisis.
Pandemic, contagion, death rate, infections, coronation, coronaviral, isolution... they kept appearing in the Disturbin' Dictionary when he was just looking for a laugh.
A kid who always has a dictionary on him or her self to tell people that the word you are saying isn't a real word for their own personal gain they do this so they seem smarter than you the dictionary is optional and they can do this off their own mind
Example
Kid: Bro that's cap
*Other kid barging in*
Other kid:Actually cap isn't a real word and the term cap is a hat or a topper for a bottle
Kid: oh yeah and what proof do you have?
Other kid: takes out dictionary and goes to cap while looking smugly
Kid: don't be a dictionary kid
The Urban Dictionary as a whole. Has no hard copy cuz you cant burn a dictionary if its not a book...
Him:What's book with definitions you cant burn?
Her: ............
Him:The Urban Dictionary, you cant burn it!
Her: ..... The UNBURNABLE DICTIONARY?, huh.........
Its not saying the actual word but saying this
Wow adrian has a big dictionary 😍😍