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glerp

oral sex

I need some glerp tonight.
wow that girl has good glerp

by hotboymike January 28, 2019

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glerp

is good noise that comes out a sqeezable cheese!

That chedder cheese can sure made a wonderful glerp!

by i like egg December 28, 2016

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glerpes

Difficult to cure and highly infectious, this is glitter that travels from person to person after even minimal contact. Usually originates from some kind of queer craft activity involving glitter or glittered clothing and accessories. A great number of queer people, particularly gay men, catch and spread glerpes.

Usually transmitted by hugging, cuddling, or just being really gay. A portmanteau of glitter and herpes.

Jourdan works at the Center For Queer Children and regularly spreads glerpes.

by Kari Tether December 18, 2014


Glerp

The sudden urge to bark in a public place

โ€œI really need to glerpโ€

by Rabiddoglover101 February 7, 2020

4๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


glerpes

The mixture of glitter and herpes found on any number of individuals. This term speaks to the oddly high incidence at which glitter and herpes occur together. Glitter and herpes alone have a small probability of being present on any sole person. However, the probability that the second occurs when the first is present is almost a statistical certainty.

Person 1: "Dude that stripper is so hot!
Person 2 She has glitter all over her man.
Person 1 Wtf does that have to do with anything?
Person 2 The glerpes... You can't be too careful
Person 1: Good catch...

by freshnate September 22, 2011

5๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Glerp

Another kinky way to say nice, well dressed, smokin', sexy or handsome

"You are lookin mighty glerp

today, man "

*casually winks*

"Thanks man, but not as glerp as you!"
"Aww shucks"

by Metal~moose October 30, 2015

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Glerp Glerp

NY slang for When you get rejected and made fun of.

That nigga got glerp glerped.

by NotDoomnado February 27, 2022