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Post Slut Depression

When someone, typically a girl feels miserable after hooking up or talking to many guys at once. This girl usually seeks validation from guys and plays people to hide the fact that she's insecure and sad deep down inside.

J: wtf am i doing with my life, i feel like a slut no joke
Y: you're experiencing post slut depression

by anti-clock-wise May 24, 2021


Post-wank Depression

after masturbating, the feeling you get when you look at yourself, alone, sweaty and half naked in your room.

person 1: geez troy, last night i got the post-wank depression hard.

person 2: well cuthbert, time to find yourself a partner.

by pooooose June 22, 2010

36πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


End-of-Semester Depression

That period of time around the last couple weeks of classes and during exam week where you feel so overloaded and stressed that you would rather lay in bed with cookie dough ice cream and watch Family Guy than do anything productive. This is a very dangerous condition that may result in severe loss of motivation, feelings of helplessness, poor diet, weight gain, exhaustion, and the end of the world.

"Hey, girl, are you excited for the end of classes?"

"Bitch, please, I am going through some severe End-of-Semester Depression. There is no way I can get all of my shit done."

by Bobbi B. April 30, 2013


Post Olympic Depression

The feeling of sadness, melancholy, and despair after the Olympics are over. Sometimes resulting with laying around all day moping in your house, or watching video highlights of the Olympics to cheer yourself up.

Dude: I'm gonna be so bummed after the closing ceremonies, watching the last 50k cross country ski race broke my little heart.

Brah: Yeah, I am definitely going to experience post Olympic depression when they are over. I will probably sulk and and mope for a week. Maybe I'll watch some curling highlights to brighten my mood.....

by Timothy Peebody February 28, 2010

13πŸ‘ -1πŸ‘Ž


Post Partium Depression

The feeling of depression, apathy, and/or sadness that occurs after an extended and often epiphanic time of merriment.

Uggh. This weekend was epic. I think I won Lightning In A Bottle. I stayed up all night, did all the things, mixtapes at sunrise, make bacon on a float with Shanti, gave a talk, unfucked the world, met so
many great people, had a million laughs, and almost swallowed a goldfish at Disco Bingo Revival. Now I just want to stay in bed and watch Golden Girls. I think I might have Post Partium Depression.

by KushyKush May 16, 2019


Post camp depression

An extreme feeling of sadness after summer camp is over. Nothing to do, nobody to talk to and you can’t do anything but just sit there are ball your eyes out.

Man this post camp depression is really hitting hard

by THC18469 August 14, 2019


Post-Date Depression

Usually occurring the day after you go on a date with your girlfriend/boyfriend when you feel extremely sad and lonely because you had such a fun time with that person and now you miss them a ton.

"So how was your hangout with Chloe last night?"

"Aw, man it was amazing, but I've got some serious post-date depression right now. I miss her like crazy. AHHH!"

by Fitz11 August 19, 2009