unfucked

1. (adj) fixed; rectified.
2. (noun) a virgin.

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unfucked

Sex so terrible that you feel like you've become a virgin

"Cameron was so terrible, I've basically been unfucked."

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unfuckableness

Noun version of unfuckable

You can't comprehend the unfuckableness of the situation.

unfuck

To correct a situation, or yourself if necessary.

"You had best unfuck yourself before I unscrew your head and shit down your neck!"

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unfuckable

Unfuckable is the penis useless to fuck, not because the lack of erection, but due to its very small size, equal or inferior to 4 cm ( or 2 inches ) when erect, turning impossible the intercourse in the vagina ( ups and downs), to achieve the orgasm. In such cases, to obtain it, is necessary to use a penis pump to masturbate. The same occur with the buried ( in the pelvis) penises. Many times, the improper size refers only to the length of the organ, not the girth, that can be large ( only a big head outside the pelvis, but totally useless to move ).

" His unfuckable penis has a big mushroom head, but its length is only the length of that head, without a exterior shaft to sustain it."

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unfucker

Job title given to people who unfuck other peoples shit.

Sam: What your job description?
Jill: I am an unfucker

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Unfuck

Resolving a previously fucked up situation. Like an undo or back button.

Where's the unfuck button?

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