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When all of your friends reject you to go hang out with your ex
Shit, how do I tell her we already made plans for Sunday? Just tell her she's been ex-jected.
When your dating someone and their poor at the time and a little bit after the breakup they get rich. Time for them to pay you for your broken heart.
"Where's my money?"
"What are you talking back"
"It's national pay your ex day"
"Oh crap I forgot about it. Here's 50$"
the one ex you have that is still your best friend and understands you more than anyone else but you're not together
my comfort ex is my soulmate
An insufferable bitch who won't leave her ex, who lives on the other side of the world, that she broke up with. Alone because she has no friends or family and, maybe, just maybe, the reason she has no friends is because all she ever fucking does is cry, complain about how lonely she is and say she's gonna kill herself is the reason no one wants to fucking talk to her. She takes advantage of her ex's kindness, and won't respect the fact that he's in a new, happier, and healthier relationship. it's like the only thoughts that are ever on her mind are "oh poor me, my life is so hard, wah wah wah". Grow tf up, if you're gonnna kill yourself at least have a good reason for it. Stop your self pity and look in the fucking mirror and then maybe you'll see the problem with your life
"My boyfriend's ex won't leave him alone"
"Sounds like she's a clingy ex-girlfriend"
Using a dead blow hammer on a wrench to loosen a bolt or to retorque when re assembling
I had to use the ex-wife hammer to get the calipers off the car
An ex who is now your friend again
"You two are talking again... Are you two during again?"
"No jane dumped me ages ago, we are just friends now."
" so you are friendex's?"
"Friend ex?"
"Yeah"
" ex boyfriend or girlfriend who is now your friend"
" I guess so then"