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We're elitist, yet somehow dirty.
We're progressive, yet somehow prejudiced.
We're full of history, and we're full of shit.
We are 50 shades of ugly.
We are cold as ice.
We are alcoholics in denial.
We are smarter than you.
We hate you all.
We are Boston.
"Boston Strong!"
"Shut up."
Thinks they're as great as New York City...but they go to NYC every month or so and New Yorkers go to Boston every 10 years or so.
Attractions in Boston:
Freedom Trail: Tours are given by 20-30 somethings that repeat the same lines every few hours and hate their job. They are not historians.
The Aquarium: Cute, for kids
College Tours: For prospective students
Attractions in NYC:
I bet you can think of 5 off the top of your head. But for the lesser known ones:
-Free walking tours in Central Park, Downtown, Brooklyn, etc guided by people who are actually enthusiastic and enamored by the city's development and rich culture
-Free ferries (staten island, Ikea) and that red trolley to Roosevelt Island as seen in Toby McGuire's Spiderman 1 where spidey fought gobby at the bridge- though the fare irl is $3.
-Diverse and delicious food
-Diverse and unique neighborhoods- one minute you're in soho shopping high fashion, then you're in Little Italy on Mulbury St, a block or two later you're in chinatown. All in about a 10 minute walk.
-A night life with comedy clubs, bars, anything in the village really
-Studio tapings for John Oliver, Americas Got Talent (when they hosted in Radio City), Daily Show, SNL, Fallon, etc
-had to stop cuz of char limit
We explored Boston in half a day! I saw a lot of dunkin donuts in the downtown area!
We explored NYC in a week and haven't seen anything yet!
Oh I just went to NYC last month to see a concert.
Oh! I went to Boston on a middle school field trip, haven't been there since.
Where everything is better.
A annoying dog who needs to learn to shut the fuck up and that the world doesn't revolve around him
Is that Boston
Yeah he's an annoying cunt
A Boston is usually a smart,funny person. A very athletic and straight A student! A very attractive human! Don’t fall into a Bostons track tho,a Boston can be shy,and quiet!
girl 1 did you see that guy? He’s shy! He looks like a Boston
girl 2 yeah! He’s kinda cute...
girl 3 no,no,no! You got him all wrong! That Boston is way more then “shy” he is funny and outgoing!
A young man who loves to speak out of his ass and only talks because he isn't actually able to do anything himesel.
Look at that kid Boston, he sure does suck
Literally better than anyone and should be president definitely better than all of his friends
Boston is the best person ever