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A super trashy, small school in the middle of nowhere. It’s so small that it’s connected to the elementary and middle school. Half of the school are hicks, and the other half are immature, stuck-up, judgemental teenagers that think they’re better than everyone else. Well, except for a very few amount of students that are genuine and actually going somewhere in life. Very poor school that has water fountains that taste like rust. The school only focuses on sports, and not any co-corricular groups. The only good thing about the school was the band, but even that’s gone to shit. A lot of the staff and classes are actually okay, but students always complain about them because they’re small brains don’t know how to get interested in anything.
“Brookwood High School? Where’s that?”
“You mean Brokewood?”
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A Fucking peice of Shit school where people sell drugs, leak sex videos, call themselves the original sophomore sluts, and bring guns to school. Plus a whole lot of other fucked up shit.
Let's go to a ponderosa high school football game tonight and see if we can get fucked up on some shit and sleep with some of the oss.
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Dumb, Immature, Lying, Deceiving, Slutty, Hoes, Irresponsible, Drunk, Bitches etc. that like to talk to multiple guys at once and like to get around... and they also tell you that they will wait for you when they are really lying and are ready to sit on the first penis that they see once you leave!! They always lag on texting and they make up some dumb ass excuses!! and they like to get drunk on random nights just for the fuck of it probably to feel cool.
I like to have sex with High School Girls!
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FOOTBALL SUCKS
Volleyball = SKANKS
Cross Country- Lesbians
Cheerleaders- Drunk bitches
Band- Potheads? Sex? BOTH
Theatre- ERRYONE is a wannabe tryhard. But who knows about them? NO ONE
Basketball- Cleptomaniacs
Soccer- Pregnant "Tejanos"
Tennis- A humpy-loving sport
Track- Holy shit. We're good at this.
Administration- Basic middle school knowledge is a plus
NHS- 55 MIC's. Beat that
Counselors- This is why I live. I am INDEED her baby.
Fred Heads- WE ARE BETTER THAN THE CHEERLEADERS.
AT this school, we have a weird way of placing AC units on TOP of the building. Our colors are red and white, but as you pass this establishment of "learning" you will see a beautiful green trim all the way around the structure. The AG program places large signs randomly around campus. As you gaze upon the front of the glorious campus you will see many "Tejano" people. A third of them are pregnant, very few of them know it yet. During lunch you will see many of the "Tejanos" have migrated and brought along chili powder candies.
Do you like sitting in the back of class? Do you enjoy the comfort of a nice bathroom stall? Are you a coke-head? If you answered yes to one or more of these questions, you could be addicted to cocaine.
Can you piss off the side of a truck? Do you enjoy tailgate beerpong? Do you trade sex for beer? Do you drive a F-350 Powerstroke Diesel with an 8-inch lift? If you answered yes to one or more of these questions, come enjoy a nice pasture party.
Example 1:
Hot Guy: Where do you go to school?
Average-looking, B+ getting, small breasted, blonde-bimbo: Fredericksburg High School! *baaahh*
*Man runs off violently puking*
Example 2:
Random school: Who the fuck is that?
Tivy: Those are the goat-pokers.
Random school: Oohhhhhhhh...that explains alot.
Example 3:
*hot steamy sex comes to an end*
Man: So where did you graduate high school?
Woman: Fredericksburg High School.
Man: *picks-up phone, calls health clinic* Excuse me, i'd like to get checked for STDs..
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I have two cars my BMW for everyday and my porsche for the weekends.
Where do you go to school?
Bellevue High School
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Someone who quits the notorious High School in order to find better path that doesn't involve you wasting your time with stupid people and worthless projects. Not always a burger flipper, but it is possible.
Sometimes it is assumed that these people will get nowhere in life, but that is not always true.
Look at that high school dropout, flipping those burgers!
I became a high school dropout today, and haven't ever felt better.
I wish I never became a high school dropout
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madison high is a place where you can get stoned in the parking lot, drunk in the halls, or do lines in the bathroom. freshman are mostly annoying little pricks, but there are a few rare normal ones. the sophomores dont know their place just yet but the seniors are fast to teach it to them. any senior can get head from any sophomore girl just by learning their name. juniors are the bigger stoners, smokin as much as possible, before during and after school. seniors are the all out partyers, drinking, smoking, trippin out, anything they can find. they own the school.
senior: lets go toke in my van.
sophomore: word
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