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When a man dips his penis into unlit napalm and proceeds to stick it into a woman's vagina or rectum, or a man's rectum, pulls out his penis, and then lights the given orifice on fire, effectively incinerating the receiving party from the inside out.
Next time I see my ex I swear to God I'll get the boys and we'll napalm jelly-dick that bitch!
The sandwich resulting from applying copious amounts of peanut butter and jelly to the grundle, followed by wiping said peanut butter and jelly off with two slices of bread and consuming the sandwich.
While no true specifics are required, chunky peanut butter and Smucker's jelly are encouraged.
Thomas dared Ben to eat a peanut grundle and jelly sandwich for $50. Ben was hesitant because it was only $50, to which Thomas replied, "Dude, you get a sandwich too."
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a very pregnant teen slut
that teenage whore is a jelly belly!
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to get so turned on or aroused in public, that you ejaculate all over your pants. basically wet your pants with cum
wow shes smoking whoa hey whats wrong dude where you going did you jelly your pants
i think he did
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When one slathers peanut butter on one side of one's lover's ass crack and jelly on the other side of one's lover's ass crack, squishes them together and then licks it up. Must be done while enjoying a 69 this puts the bj is in the pbj.
Peanut butt jelly is a great post workout snack.
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You get your foot and you cover it in jelly then you find the fattest girl in your local strip mall and you stick your foot up her ass and when your foot comes out the jellys gone...
man i jelly 2.0'd the girl so hard last night.
i used a whole jar of raspberry jelly just to jelly 2.0 that girl man
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