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"Damn Bong Water Johnson, that was dumb as shit."
when you walk around naked and your balls swing one way and your johnson swings the other way.
I was home alone the other night so I did the balls johnson dance.
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A much fancier way of saying "Hell Hole" or "Freak Show".
Typically used to describe a place with tons of mentally disabled white people.
Person A : "Goddamn, that place was filled with retarded inbreds."
Person B : "Haha! It's Johnson County Schools down there!"
a tool that allows you to extract your Johnson from any orifice that it might have gotten stuck in.
Mike - “Dude, you cop your Johnson Extractor 3000?”
John - “Bro what is that!?”
Mike - “ You missed Prime Day, didn’t you?”
a variation on the hank johnson where the hands have a up and down motion while the hank johnson is going down.
"I was visited by hank johnson, sr last night and i need an ice pack for my nuts, juan."
DONATIONS DONATIONS. GIFTSSSSSS. GIFTSSSSSS
"Yo bro, what is the snow bunny crisis, and why do you keep telling me I'm a negro?" - Charleston White
"The snow bunny crisis is a term coined by Dr. Umar Johnson to stop the spread of the black brothers from getting down on their knees for these white women." - Kamari Amadu
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One of the prettiest and most perfect girls on youtube. Lia is a singer, actress and plays the guitar and she is very talented at all 3. She has a gorgeous smile that lights up the world. Her birthday is November 23 1996 and she lives in San Diego. Her own channel has over 200,000 subscribers and she also appears on a few other shows like My Music and Teens React.
youtube.com/liamariejohnson
twitter.com/LiaMarieJohnson
facebook.com/LiaMarieJohnsonFanPage
Billy: I love Lia Marie Johnson more than anything in the world.
Morgan: Creeeeeper!!
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