GI Jane joke

A joke about Jada Pinkett Smith, where it’s pretending her for the lead role of the next GI Jane movie, because of her bald haircut.

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Chris Rock: Jada, I love you, GI Jane too, can’t wait to see it, alright
-Will Smith slaps Chris

Chris Rock: Wow, Will Smith just smacked the sh*t out of me

Will Smith: Keep my wife’s name out of your f*cking mouth
Chris Rock: Wow dude
Will Smith: Yes!
Chris Rock: It was a GI Jane joke

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Yo mama jokes

Jokes that nobody actually means. People just try to see who's is better.

"Listen to my new yo mama jokes"-Jake
"Okay"-Paul
"Yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a fish"-Jake
"Lol, that's pretty good"

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someone's got jokes

Response for when someone says something they thought was really witty, when in fact, it was not.

Jeff: This song is about hope
Sarah: This song's about your mom!
Justin: Someone's got jokes!

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out of context joke

A joke that (mostly surprisingly) includes something out of context.

Can be funny in an unpersonal way or i.e. come off as a funny offensive remark.

There is an apparent connection to *anti-humor* and *anti-joke*.

Examples for out of context jokes:

"Why do teenage elephants never sit on green benches? I don't know, I'm not a monkey!"

or

"Why didn't you do your homework?"

"Why, I don't know. Why didn't your mum?! "

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yo momma jokes

Jokes that are commonly used to dis both the victim of the joke and his/her momma such as Yo Momma's so fat, stupid, ugly, poor...and so on.

If watching your friends make them up isn't enough, there is a show on MTV called "Yo Yomma" where the best jokes win.

Here are examples of some classic yo momma jokes.

Yo Momma's so fat she saw a bus go bye and shouted, "stop that twinkie!"

Yo Momma's so stupid she got hit by a parked car.

Yo Momma's so poor that when her ciggarette went out she said, "Where did the heat go?"

Yo Momma's so fat she farted in the Gulf of Mexico and caused Hurricane Katrina.

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'Zain' joke

A type of joke named after a hilarious person called 'Zain' that are famous for being so bad that they're actually funny. There are many forms of this type of joke.

Unfortunately the highest form of the ‘Zain’ joke is far too superior and great for the average human being, however an example of one of the lower forms of the ‘Zain’ joke can be found below

Person 1: Hey Bob, have you seen the new 'Black Panther' movie. It looks great.
Person 2: 'Black Panther? More like White Jaguar, OMD that was so funny, am I right?
Person 2: That was so bad it was actually funny , what a 'Zain' joke

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the butter joke

I can't tell you, you might spread it

Oh do you know the butter joke? No, what is it? I can't tell you, you might spread it

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