Lauren

Lauren is a crazy, loving, fun person. She so full of life and gives the best hugs. Lauren is a BEAUTIFUL girl and has the prettiest blue eyes and a gorgeous smile, she is very athletic .She's just drop dead gorgeous...period.
You have no choice but to be her friend, she's just that great, your can't not like her, end of discussion. Anyways like I was saying Lauren really is the best, she'll be there till the end for you, but sorry boys shes got a man ( Issac ) so back off.
Love you forever bestie💖😘
-Nearra

Yes she really is the best, get yourself a Lauren

Lauren.

A circle

Me:Hey look it’s a circle
Friend:Nah bro that’s just a Lauren.

Lauren

Lauren is the girl that every man wants. She cooks, she cleans, and she puts out. She’s also very smart and successful, helping you be the trophy husband of your dreams.

Thanks to Lauren I’m a trophy husband with a clean house and full stomach.

Lauren

Just a spider

"See that Lauren, she is a spider"

Random person: "You know what? I like spiders"
Lauren: "Yes I am a spider"

Lauren

…you literally don’t exist. There’s absolutely no way you went on urban dictionary after seeing an Instagram challenge because that’s literally impossible. You aren’t real. This an illusion. You cannot be perceived.

What’s a “Lauren”?

Lauren

Lauren is a fat cow who eats cows and is a all round not good person who’s friends especially one who’s name is like a flower, are all fifty times better than her.

Ooo that cow looks like Lauren.

Lauren

Lauren is the most magical human I know. She brightens my day in each and every way. Lauren is very beautiful and everyone would be lucky to have a Lauren in their life. She's a very multi-dimensional person and I seem to find out more and more about her each day. I love Lauren so much and it will deeply affect me if I were to lose her. Lauren is exceptionally smart and has the kindest soul.

Omg is that the greatest person of all time?
Yes it's Lauren!!