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Laurening

To post absurdly large numbers of photos of seemingly quite mundane events. That is, to digitally chronicle every second of an evening.
Named after a certain person, to whom all this carnage can be attributed.
Originally from the french, Laurener - i photo without need
and before that the greek, Λαυ + ρεν (needless + record).

Past participle: Lauren'd

Neeraj: oh god my facebook minifeed is full of bloody photo albums and i just got tagged in 79 photos
Dom: YOU GOT LAUREN'D!!!
Neeraj: I am SICK of all this mothafuckin Laurening on this mothafuckin internet!

by BWATMAN May 16, 2010

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Laurening

To vomit all over the place, barely getting any vomit in the toilet or waste basket.

Hey Rev, don't get them too drunk. We don't need ten girls laurening all over the place.

by Dode November 3, 2008

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Lauren

A beautiful, deadly smart, sarcastic girl whom makes you go crazy. She's weird sometimes but she can give really good advice and tell you when you need to grow up. She's the best comforter but will tell you when your being annoying. Even if she doesn't like someone she's mature enough to tolerate the fact that she doesn't like you. She doesn't like the fact and tries to hide that's she's an easy crier. She's only mean when people deserve it and a great friend. She has a forgiving heart and can easily trust people. It takes a lot to break her but it can happen and she can sensitive at times. There's no one like her, take care of her and she'll take care of you. Don't break her. Find yourself a lauren.

"She's so beautiful, sweet and smart"
"Ah, you've found yourself a Lauren"

by lunapier November 20, 2016

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Lauren

Lauren is amazing. She is the most popular, prettiest, funniest, kind, caring, sweet, gorgeous, loveable girl there is.

Everyone wants to be her, everyone looks up to her. Whenever someone has a problem, they'll immediately go to her for help. She has friends in every friendship group, from popular to the weirdos, everyone loves her. Lauren's smile hides many things, which she will share with only her most trusting friends. She the girl that all the guys want and all the girls want to be. She can get any guy she wants, and has had her fair share of boyfriends. She isn't a slut, if she's in a relationship she's in it for months, not days. She's been out with guys older and younger. She's an amazing lover and, if you have her, never let her go, because you will never come across a girl as beautiful as her ever again.

'Who's that?'
'Dude, how can you not know? That's Lauren!'
'Where's she been all my life? She's beautiful!'

by LittlePorter November 3, 2011

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Lauren

One of the most beautiful girls in the world. She is so funny and so bright. She has an amazing smile and gorgeous eyes. She is the most amazing girl you will ever meet. She is hilarious, sweet, caring, loyal, kind, loving, fun, a little crazy at times, and one of a kind. She is the only friend who would actually risk their life to save you. They are determined and a little stubborn. But they know how to one in a million. Don't ever let her go. She can never be replaced

I love lauren

by Kkkkkkkkkkkk September 29, 2013

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Lauren

Lauren is the most beautiful smart person ever. She is funny kind and never judges others. she shows compassion. Lauren is the light of life shes amazing in every way. she is the dream girl and she is worst every breath of air so never waste your time with her shes basically happiness in a person.

"Aww dude Lauren is amazing i love talking to he."

by McFaggot November 9, 2014

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Lauren

If not the most beautiful then one of the most beautiful people you will ever meet, inside and out. She is crazy and not bothered about other peoples opinion. The funniest laugh you'll ever hear, and can't help but make you laugh. She's always happy, even if she's not she'll fake a smile. Everybody loves her, and if you have her as your best friend you are the luckiest person as she will say beautiful things to you, and shout your nickname in the middle of the street if she see's you. she wears the nicest clothes and has a amazing personality. she will be one of the most incredible friends you have. she's a lovely person and she'll never be replaced she's one of a kind. she will put a smile on your face. she will sing and dance where ever and will do anything to have a good time. she is the most amazing friend you'll come across.

lauren

by Jazzzo October 5, 2011

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