cream pie

A phrase used by the adult world to describe a vagina or anus that is soaked with cum, or semen. Pornography thich contains sexual scenes involving cum-drenched vaginas and/or anuses.

Most sites which claim to have creampie porn are either pay-sites, or bullshit sites which sprout gay porn pop-up links.

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blumpkin pie

A continuation of a blumpkin, where directly proceeding the ordinary blumpkin, the woman eats the feces.

Refers to the feces resulting from the blumpkin.

"That bitch just loves to eat blumpkin pie."

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cootie pie

a pie made of unborn animal fetus. Usually goat or sheep.

Karen bought a cootie pie from the meat market.

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blumkin pie

when a nigga be feastin on some pie while recieving a "blumkin" from your bitch.

"Damn fool, my bitch made me some sweet blumkin pie yesterday"

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tomato pie

1. A sicilian style pizza that has no cheese baked on, but is usually topped with grated parmesian cheese and served cold. It is very delicious and is known to be indigenous to the north-eastern United States.

2. Also called "Pizza Pie"

Southerners don't know what tomato pie is... maybe the concept is a little too hard to grasp. What? No cheese? Except for the select southerners who while upstate bring enough back to covet it and feed themselves on it for a year.

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Pie on the swing set, pie on the slide

You can be the same wherever you go.

As grandma used to say after she heard about the Smith girl being trampy in the big city, "Pie on the swing set, pie on the slide."

american pie

IT'S A SONG! IT'S A GODDAMN SONG BY DON MCLEAN! Or rather, it was until the name was soiled by that godawful movie featuring pie-fucking.

People should quote American Pie by singing "Bye, bye, Miss American Pie..." rather than this stupid "One time at band camp..." shit.

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