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Painting the canvas

When you are about to ejaculate during intercourse and opt to pull out and blow your load all over your significant other's torso.

Painting the Canvas is my favorite form of birth control.

by thegreatretailcaper March 17, 2016


Paint Can Face

when a girl (usually an ugly one) puts on way too much make up, so much so that it's as if she has painted it on her face. She does this in hopes to attract a guy but almost always has the opposite effect.

I was going to hit on that chick I saw across the club but when I got closer I saw she was a paint can face so I aborted that mission faster then an unwanted fetus.

by Moogen31 August 10, 2011


MS paint pseudo-hyperbolic expressionism

The artstyle used for those funky, simple drawings, occasionally with suspicious amounts of equally simple gore that gay people on the internet use as reaction images. Mostly used to represent a strong and very high or very low energy emotion. (e.g. anger, unrest, depression, hyper-focus)

MS paint pseudo-hyperbolic expressionism is one the artstyles of all time

by GBTG794 September 2, 2023


paint a masterpiece

A guy says this when he wants to make incredible love to a girl.

Gonna make love to the woman in all the right ways.

Or can mean get her wet all over

Hey Dude, Imma take her home and paint a masterpiece.

by mo40 August 11, 2012


town painted

- an expression used by Orbits, LOONA's fandom, whenever they see any article that tackles how famous LOONA is
- originated from LOONA's song "PTT (Paint The Town)

Orbit: *sees an article about how LOONA's POSE debuted at #5 on Billboard
Orbit: "Town painted!"

by oddeyeshinee June 9, 2022


Painting it

To cum on your sex partners ass.

Liberace loved to be painting it with Rock Hudson.

by Goofy Buck September 23, 2021


Monkey Paint

Poop of such soupy consistency that is verging on diarrhea and can be used to as finger paint.

My kids decided to use monkey paint to recoat my walls.

by Apedom August 3, 2021