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Mistletoe Pants are The easiest way to get lucky on Christmas
Jimmy donned his misteltoe pants in hopes of getting some roasted chestnuts at the annual holiday party.
The words of a horny Asuka.
From the LAS fanfiction "Scar Tissue"
"Pants down, Shinji."
This is when someone touches a girls pussy through their pants.
guy 1: Man do you see that hot girl over there? guy 2: I sure do. Man you aint gonna get any pussy from her. guy 1: Really cuz the other night I got some pants pussy from her. guy 2: Wow your lucky.
a term to refer to men engaging in the (forbidden) act of expressing and/or experiencing emotions. Oftentimes, this manifests in a manner that would be considered socially acceptable of a woman. Contrary to other pejorative terms, it does not carry a derogatory connotation.
antonym — 'big boy pants'
EM, reviewed AA
you sure you wanna watch the movie? you might get little pants, i know i'll have to put mine on
sorry, i'm just having a little pants moment👖
When a man has an huge erection that appears to look like its about to pop out of his pants
"Girl look at him with that enormous pants popper!"
It’s not a slur but a name for a Pokémon and is totally radical because it just sounds cute
Chinky pants I choose you!
Pants so fashionably tight that one feels as though he is being screened for underwear explosives by the Transportation Security Administration with every step.
Look at John's sexy TSA Pants. You can totally see he's hanging to the left.