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A savage no matter where you are or what you are doing can make you laugh. and they will steal you whore
THEY ARE
Big Dick, Handsome,Powerful,Badass,Virgin Stealer, and Pussy Crusher
Person#1: Did you here Kimoni has got another thot.
Person#2 Yeah, and also someone fucked my wife
Wife:Hey I'm leaving you for a real nigga
Person#2: For Who.
REAL NIGGA: FOR ME NIGGA
Person#2: MY WIFE IS THE THOT
Person#1: No shit Sherlock
Person#1: Dude someone with a Big Dick,Handsome,Powerful, and a Badass is fucking my wife
Person#2: That's a Real Nigga like a KImoni
Person#1: OH
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A phrase used to reference an object/person/event in a way that appears to be "out of date". It is a polite way to tell someone there music/hair/car/wardrobe/home electronics/home furnishings are TERRIBLE and they need new ones!
Glenn: Dude,look at that chick over by the bar,she is HOT!
Longo: DUDE, look at her hair, she is "Real 80s" man. Those jeans she has on, in San Diego you never see that style, that's "Real 80s".
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1. Straight up, serious, factual communication.
2. Phrase sometimes included in a communication to convey to listeners/readers that the speaker/writer is not joking, and will back up what they're saying with facts or fists. (see example in definition # 8).
3. Phrase commonly used by jackasses who think it makes them sound serious, hard or knowledgeable.
Actual conversation on facebook btwn 2 moms about the apparent size of their fetus' dicks in ultrasounds:
Sharrell: He aint got shit on my sons when I was pregnant...lmao seriously.
Pretty: Man stop playin ma son's dick iz goin to be big azz fuck lol real talk.
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A mom who is straight forward, doesn't sugar coat anything, is realistic, and blunt.
She is a real mom. She has problems, but she deals with it.
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a real goofster is uncle chicken cock
"yo uncle chicken cock is fucking a baby"
"hes a real goofster allright
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ghetto ass kid straight outta Gurnee, Illinois
I'm goin to Too Real's crib tonight
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