Rule 34

Rule#34 : If it exists there is porn of it. If not, start uploading.

Guy 1: "Hey, do you jack off to rule 34?"

Guy 2: "I jack off to rule 34 every fucking night."

Rule 34

Rule 34 of the internet. This is the most infamous unwritten rule. It states that any famous object (both physical and non-physical), topic, fandom, or person has a pornographic counterpart.

In other words: "If it exists, there is porn of it."

Person 1: Do you think minecraft porn exists?
Person 2: Remember rule 34? Of course it does!
Person 1: Should I look it up?
Entire Room: NO.

Rule 34

Rule 34 if it exists there is porn of it

Steve:there is no way that pokemon porn exists

Bob:oh yeah "searches up pokemon porn"

Steve:Nononono

Bob:Told ya its because of rule 34

Rule 34

the thing that ruined jaiden animations fanart

Me: Let's look at Jaiden Animations fanart.
3 Hours Later
Me: Why was there a lot of rule 34?!

Rule 34

The ugly cousin of rule 63
If it exist there will be porn made of it
No exeptions

Because of rule 34 it's only a matter of time til ikea shelves fuck

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Rule 90

If a song exists, there must also exist a trap remix of said song. Rule 91

Dude 1: "God I wish this song had a sick drum beat behind it."
Dude 2: "Hey man, Rule 90."
Dude 1: "Awesome."

Hose Rules

Spraying seniors with our hoses.

"Oh man, I can't wait to give those guys the hose rules treatment!"