During the act of secreting a healthy ripe turd there is a sudden explosion from within the turd creating a foul smelling liquid that causes you to vomit.
Dude I just totally did a turd vomit in the bathroom and passed out!
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A J-Turd is an uncommon occurence that happens whilst dropping a deuce. What happens is, your turd exits the anus, also known as the turd cutter, and forms a "J" shape that then curves up and touches the bottom of your genetalia (i.e Scrotum or Labia) This can lead to stinky genetalia and some turd spots. Other common side-effects are corn or peanuts stuck in your pubic hair.
Kolton: Dude, I was at home yesterday dropping a huge dump from all that McDonald's I ate and I let out a nasty J-Turd. I still haven't gotten it all out from my bush!
Isaac: Wow dude, that's sick. Don't talk to me anymore.
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A poo that cries from the inside.
Dude, what's wrong??
I ate a bunch of spicy chicken mac & cheese and I don't feel so good. I think it's an emo turd.
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A "little Shit", as in describing someones behavior. Small unflushed pieces of feces. Small round/oblong pieces of feces found in the bowl after a long period of sitting on the toilet.
Youre acting like a real "turd snack" !!; Who left these "turd snacks" in the bowl; Damn, I waited that long for these "turd snacks".
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1.A long, large piece of shit that when, after shitting it out, you dont have to wipe.
2.An offensive word to call a jock.
1.I never poop out anything but sturdy-turds.
2.All the players on our football team are sturdy-turds!
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slang term referring to someone's ass, anus, or rectum.
i slipped on a banana peel and landed right on my turd thermos.
hey, get your turd thermos in here!!!
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When ones breath sticks like they have been eating shit or licking arse
brush your teeth you turd burper
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