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A sexy women who all kids have a go with 😉
Hey man I just banged a woman, she was almost as good as Charlie’s mum
A lovely looking lass, easy on the eye as they say and takes to Instagram to show off her tings with provocatively shot pics and creative use of camera angles, despite the fact that her parents also have social media accounts and might see this shit. Then the fucking slag has a kid. Unable to keep her legs shut long enough to keep out the majority of Insta-dicks, she is seeded and Insta-fuckboy as expected, fucks off. Kid barely starts to just be able to walk and say "Mum" when it's given it's own social media accounts and it's not before time that the kid having gotten a bit older now has access to pictures of his own mum being a tart. As do his friends. You guess the rest. Drugs, many other Insta-siblings from many other Insta-dads, bullying, depression and eventually suicide. Fuuuuuck.
"Yeah boi! Saw your mum on-"
"Fuck off! I know she can't keep her clothes on!"
Why does my mum have to be a Insta-mum? Thought Karl whilst crying/over-eating/masturbating/self mutilating later that day.
"Insta-mum! Insta-mum! Does she take it in the bum?"
"Hey Karl?"
"What?"
"Can I have a go on your Insta-mum?"
"............."
The psychological sickness one contracts when Mumfords and Sons backs out as the headliner of the music festival you're attending. Symptoms include, but are not limited to: intermittent frowning, being teased by your peers and randomly storming off in the middle of the show that replaced Mumford and Sons.
"Janet was really looking forward to seeing Mumford and Sons play at Bonnaroo this year. When they were suddenly replaced with Jack Johnson, she came down with a bad case of The Mums."
A person who is known by many, often the funny guy in the group. He/she usually is the player in the group.
MuM D is the nickname I would give john
Morgz mum is the parent of popular Youtuber Morgz hence the origin of her online username. Her real name is Jill Hudson at a height of 5 ft 9 in and weighs 66 kg. She is a continuously growing channel and has beaten popular Youtubers subscriber count which has caused controversy with the youtuber Will be who feared her growth and wanted her to fail, however he was defeated. Many other Youtubers fear her like PewDiePie,Pyrocynical and Keen star.
Loathsome fool : hey let's watch morgz mum
Bruh sound effect guy: Who's that?
Loathsome fool: Only one of the fastest growing channel on YouTube.
when you're in a really cold pool so you piss yourself to warm yourself up
Jesus christ it's so cold in here time to Morgz' Mum