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someone who sells pills in a club
"Ello mate, is there any PM's (peanut mum's) here"
"yes boss, the guy with the stone-island puffa jacket has some"
Hot Milf who wants to please the appointment team
“Book 2 appointments today and you get a free 20 minutes with Georgeys mum” Said Charlick
an aesthetic normally used by young rich mums with 1-2 kids and a hot husband who has a nice house and a financial stable job to provide for the family.
i wish to be a range rover mum in the future.
an absolute mythical beast of a woman, perfect in every way inside and out
At all the country you will be send to adoption if mum is tired.
At all the country you will be send to adoption if mum is tired.
jake just did subhans mum
yo did you hear jake did Subhans mum
A lovely looking lass, easy on the eye as they say and takes to Instagram to show off her tings with provocatively shot pics and creative use of camera angles, despite the fact that her parents also have social media accounts and might see this shit. Then the fucking slag has a kid. Unable to keep her legs shut long enough to keep out the majority of Insta-dicks, she is seeded and Insta-fuckboy as expected, fucks off. Kid barely starts to just be able to walk and say "Mum" when it's given it's own social media accounts and it's not before time that the kid having gotten a bit older now has access to pictures of his own mum being a tart. As do his friends. You guess the rest. Drugs, many other Insta-siblings from many other Insta-dads, bullying, depression and eventually suicide. Fuuuuuck.
"Yeah boi! Saw your mum on-"
"Fuck off! I know she can't keep her clothes on!"
Why does my mum have to be a Insta-mum? Thought Karl whilst crying/over-eating/masturbating/self mutilating later that day.
"Insta-mum! Insta-mum! Does she take it in the bum?"
"Hey Karl?"
"What?"
"Can I have a go on your Insta-mum?"
"............."