Riley is a god amongst men, if it’s not his cunning looks or chiseled body it’s his great chat that make the women swoon to him, most men envy him and wish to be just a little bit like him also extremely funny
“Bro that guy is so good looking his name must be Riley”
“Ive nearly fucked as many girls as Riley”
“Bro that guy is so good looking his name must be Riley”
“Ive nearly fucked as many girls as Riley”
A Rude and Scary basement dweller, He might or might not poop in the shower sometimes
Amazing guy funny gets pissed of easily but is sweet in every way he might not be attractive but he’ll treat u like a goddess usually has a nice dick too
Riley is the most life changing person you have ever met. You met him young but you slowly watched each other grow from young teens to young adults. He gave you the feeling no one else could ever, you could consider him the one that got away. You are reminded of him everyday and miss him with your whole heart. It’s so confusing; situationship?
Faith: yo have you talked to Riley?
Me: no, no contact 💀
(2 weeks later)
Faith: Riley?
Me: YOU WONT BELIEVE HE CALLED ME LAST NIGHT-
(3 days later)
Faith: how is y’all?
Me: he left 😖
(Cycle repeats)
Riley is the nicest and funniest person ever and will be nice to you and listen to whatever problems or things you are proud of they are a shoulder to cry on and are the best human ever never let go of them
:) Riley is so cool