Kirb Check

To see if the kirb (or parking stopper) is still there while you are driving in a parking lot or are parking (must have friends or Family with you) with your car/truck using your tires.

You must call it right before or after it happens !Kirb Check!

It's Classic driving.

You are driving a little to fast right before you hit the kirb or parking stopper !KIRB CHECK! Yep it's still there :)

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Mex Check

The act of checking the environment surrounding ones self for Latin Americans before saying something that can be interpreted as a racial comment

*Want to hear a joke about a benner*
*wait lets do a quick mex check*
*looks around for any mexicans*
*so whats the punchline*

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dot check

When a girl is on her period and asks another girl to check if she has a dot on her pants.

"Hey, can you do a dot check on me?"
Girl friend checks out friend's butt for a period stain.

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check rank

The command for one to verify one's hierarchal status, social or otherwise. Intended to enlighten someone about their recent/intended fuckup. Pulled from military terms (ie You're a private and I'm a colonel; don't FUCK with me unless you like doing midnight patrols).

Check rank, bitch, know your role!

I had to make Queenesha check her rank when she tried to scream on me. She remembered I paid the bills and quickly shut the fuck up.

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Fap Check

A Fap Check is an event initiated by a random roommate to catch their fellow roommates in the act of fapping. An alarm is sounded that signals the start of the Fap Check.

ALERT! ALERT! THIS IS A FAP CHECK! HANDS ABOVE THE COVERS AND STEP AWAY FROM ANY ELECTRONIC DEVICES! THIS IS A FAP CHECK!

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fray check

The art of linking someone to a fray video/song. the fray has become very popular as of late, and what better way to celebrate it's hourly radio play by calling an unsuspecting victim and then blasting the fray.

man I just got fray checked!

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ab-check

The act of one hitting another in the stomach/abs (usually a girl hitting a guy) in an attempt to catch them off guard.

Dude, this girl has started to ab-check me. Now I'm scared to stop flexing.

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