Meat Dip

The yeasty, cheesy smegma slathered over the penis post coitus with a nasty, dirty, most likely infected whore vagina.

I got a little meat dip from that skanky ho I bagged last night.

Meat Maiden

Female Butcher.

So, She's the local Meat Maiden, eh?

Meat-Cake

A compound word used in reference to man meat and lady cake.

Me and my girl are gonna make some meat-cake for Valentine’s Day

gutter meat

Any meat of indeterminate nature, or of questionable quality. Will typically cause gastric distress, although it very well may be quite delectable.

That gutter meat burrito from the taco truck will tear me up in twenty minutes, but it was totally worth it.

Sweater Meat

Extremely amazing looking boobs, specially under a sweater.

Josh: Hey bro have you seen Megan lately, she’s wearing that red sweater and makes her tits look so good!!

Steve: Now that’s what I call an amazing pair of Sweater Meat on her.

THE Meat Party

An annual fantasy football auction draft typically held in Pelham, AL since circa 2012 where smoked meats abound, and the beer & peach shine overflow. This event is more commonly known as THE Summitt, and is organized by a ginger of the democratic persuasion. The very best ribs and smoked meats are had by all in attendance. Artisan salsas and Peleton races are also quite commonplace at THE Meat Party. Sponsored by THE Mike & Deck Show, attendees of this event are generally avid supporters of Kelly Kapowski.

Who brings a protein bar to THE Meat Party?

Meat chunk

Another word that means penis.

I whipped my meat chunk out so she could put it in her mouth.