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n. Bunker in which to hide with one's tax returns when the press come around.
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I need a few more yards of concrete. The reporters got a backhoe and dug up my last tax shelter.
Have you thought of using a charitable foundation?
Taxation of hand delivered beverages. Usually without warning.
Dude, go get me a soda.
**gets soda, opens it, takes a drink, then delivers it**Soda Tax!
Asshole
Go get it yourself next time
An upcharge you pay at an establishment that is run by or employs a celebrity on site.
The prices at Hell's Kitchen are insane. You pay such a celebrity tax just because Gordon Ramsay's name is on the sign!
using tobacco products around other military personnel, and they bum one off you.
For every cigarette you decide to smoke, someone else that doesn't have one sees your getting out of work, and they need to smoke as well.
smoker- (lights up)
pvt sam- hey let me get one of those
pvt schmuck- you have one for me?
smoker- wtf
other guy- dam, soldier tax just went up huh?
smoker- fuck soldier tax,i never smoke a whole pack.
When you have to pass the weed to other people constantly, you get a "free hit" out of rotation.
Kathy sat between Jason and JR on the couch, so she collected pass tax every time she passed the joint between them.
When you obviously fuck up and it costs you money
You just made us look like assholes dude... that's a round of drinks on you for a boner tax