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The alternative high alchohol content lager to Stella Artois, known as Kronenbourg 1664.
See also Wife Beater
Matt: Come on then lads, lets have a round the clock session! Last one there has to drink Junior Wife Beater all day!
3 hours later....
Ryan: Hector, where you been man! Looks like your drinking Junior all day long now!
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A spray that needs to be invented by the makers of Raid that effectively kills my wife upon spraying her. This spray would not leave any detectable traces of poison for the CSI team to uncover so I could claim it as a case of SWDS (sudden wife death syndrom).
I would show that nagging pest of a wife when I get rid of her like I did the last one--with a few squirts of kill-my-wife spray when she's sleeping off the beating I gave her.
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It is when you fuck your wife so hard up the ass that her intestantts fall out and she dies,you continue to fuck here then throw her down the stairs,then fuck her some more.You fowollow that up by stealing her wallet and runing away.
I live in mexico because I am a Extreme Necro Wife beater and I dont want to be charged with murder.
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When Donald J. Trump wished one of his wives were from Burma, who would have reminded him to seek undemocratic advice from her country’s military coup leaders, which could have allowed him to have faux more years at the White House should his numerous lawsuits against alleged fraudulent voting fail.
If Trump had a Burmese wife or mistress, he’d have undemocratically been re-elected, by staging a professionally planned coup à la Birmanie, or by declaring a years-old martial law to prolong his illegal stay at the White House.
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When a son knowingly or unknowingly takes the role of a husband to their mother excluding sex. The mother is often over protective and jealous of her son's serious relationships. This is a common disorder with single moms.
An example of the Husband son Mom wife syndrome is; Mama Dee and Scrappy on VH1's "Love and Hip Hop"; Tasha Mack and Malik on BET's "The Game."
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variant of the phrase "That's what she said" that is more often, but not always, applied to non-sexual sounding phrases.
Person 1: That store really ripped me off.
Person 2: Sounds like my ex-wife.
Person 1: God that strippers vagina was loose!!
Person 2: Sounds like my ex-wife.
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As I'm typing this, I am slowly dying from heat stroke because of this insult. Never use it, unless you want to die.
some heckin bicher: ur wife has no life
everyone: mR sTaRk...
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